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TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia the yodel of life.

Give me my sweater back or I'll play my guitar.
Posted on 28th Jul at 6:13 PM, with 587 notes
"I shall name him Pelor Swift."

outofcontextdnd:

- Our Cleric of pelor naming his horse

Posted on 28th Jul at 12:07 PM, with 7,015 notes

pokemon-personalities:

pokemon-personalities:

WHY IS MASUDA RETWEETING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF POKEMON PLUSHIES WEARING GLASSES

bless this man

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Posted on 28th Jul at 9:36 AM, with 158,107 notes

elasticitymudflap:

when people reblog things for you to see because they know you like that thing 

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Posted on 27th Jul at 11:25 PM, with 1,086 notes
what she says: im fine
what she means: John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
Posted on 27th Jul at 11:20 PM, with 32,522 notes

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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Posted on 27th Jul at 10:49 PM, with 1,788 notes

theoldaeroplane:

officialbluteam:

Roses are RED

Violets are BLU

Hey!

We’re all fuckin’ flowers.

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Posted on 27th Jul at 10:46 PM, with 26,167 notes

end-of-bubblebutt:

jetgreguar:

nerdygentlemanstea:

First footage of The Legend of Korra Video game by Platinum games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zRYc1p00m0

oh my god

RULES OF NATURE

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

Posted on 27th Jul at 1:35 PM, with 21,130 notes

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

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