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Posted on 31st Aug at 12:23 AM, with 8 notes

cryogenic-nixon:

Friendly reminder that if you aren’t an emo hardcore gaming lacrosse playing expert accordion player sword swallowing stoner juggalo who eats nothing BUT Nacho Cheese Doritos and only drinks Santa Cruz® White Rum, understands 9/11 was an inside job, AND votes for Ron Paul then PLEASE unfollow me. uwu

reblog if you agree

Posted on 31st Aug at 12:17 AM, with 3 notes

Reading some TMNT fanfic and I came across a character introduced as “Jagwar (self explanatory)”. I came to complain about lazy OC’s, but it’s actually a real character http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jagwar

Who knew?

Posted on 30th Aug at 9:43 AM, with 11,449 notes
ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

Posted on 30th Aug at 9:36 AM, with 5,771 notes
Playing Dungeons & Dragons:

iblamethedice:

How the DM sees the mummy:

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How the PCs react to said mummy:

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Posted on 29th Aug at 9:13 PM, with 672 notes
cutekittensarefun:

My sister’s calico, Minnie enjoying the colourful evening sun!

cutekittensarefun:

My sister’s calico, Minnie enjoying the colourful evening sun!

Posted on 29th Aug at 7:23 PM, with 568 notes

twerkyvulture:

kethavel:

lintufriikki:

cantsman:

Minimedes and the Mini Kiev

"We aren’t quite sure how these little guys came into existence. All we do know is it involves a Shrink-ray, Time Machine, and a whole lot of regret." 

Feather pals! Lil mini tweet-tweets! TINY BABY BIRDIES! These little critters are on the workshop if you want to vote for them— But not only that, they also come with some amazing merchandise designs from Jos ‘IF’ Venti.

Minimedes: HERE

Mini Kiev: HERE

Minimedes merch: HERE

Mini Kiev merch: HERE

VOTE FOR BIRBS!!!

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!

ALL MY MONEY

ALL OF IT

Posted on 29th Aug at 7:10 PM, with 1,787 notes

Anonymous said: how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help

rawxeee:

spacetwinks:

y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from bigstock.com if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!

awildgengarappeared heyyyy

Posted on 29th Aug at 5:50 PM, with 444 notes

uberchain:

Let me tell you of a tale as old as time…

Full Size Here

Posted on 29th Aug at 12:59 PM, with 500,736 notes
Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.
Posted on 29th Aug at 9:20 AM, with 2,177 notes

ryannorth:

So I got an advance copy of Randy’s What If (due to ~~FRIENDSHIP~~) and over on Twitter I was sharing some of my favourite pages.  The book is out for reals on Sept 2nd!

That back cover tho

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