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Give me my sweater back or I'll play my guitar.
Posted on 25th Jul at 11:12 PM, with 8,509 notes
he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is how life should be lived.

he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is how life should be lived.

Posted on 25th Jul at 10:56 PM, with 87,005 notes

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

Posted on 25th Jul at 8:36 PM, with 1,516 notes
crocadokan:

solidus-of-austora:

Seems even more legit

Where’s the “also on Nintendo 2DS”

crocadokan:

solidus-of-austora:

Seems even more legit

Where’s the “also on Nintendo 2DS”

Posted on 25th Jul at 8:33 PM, with 90 notes

ipecacandcivetoil:

society talking about 50 shades again bc of that dang movie

"it’s giving the bdsm community a bad name!!!!"

let me tell you

the amount of abusers who hide in plain sight in the bdsm community, is astronomical. it IS scary. christian grey is not an abstract, he’s a stroll through the profile of a fetlifer. 

it is not a coincidence that the bdsm community on here, is largely comprised of daddy doms and submissive infantilized women. 

and do you know who’s an ageplayer? ayyyyy, it’s me. i love bdsm, i love kink, it’s a big part of my life. but you can’t give a bad rep to the bdsm community when it’s already earned the bad rep. 

to be sure, 50 shades is a terrible representation of a “healthy” kink relationship when it’s nothing of the like. and it carries the very real danger of giving people, especially women, harmful ideas of what they should expect from a relationship. 

but you can’t honestly stand there and tell people that christian greys don’t exist in “real bdsm.” they do. people are very justified in being wary of the kink community, and it’s our job to acknowledge it, and repair it. not sweep it under a rug.

Posted on 25th Jul at 8:04 PM, with 54,908 notes

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

50 Shades of “No Safe Word” Doms accidentally killing their subs due to improper communication.

Posted on 23rd Jul at 7:25 PM, with 182 notes

thefartsinourstars:

thefartsinourstars:

i have a rotting pit inside me that can only be filled by rotts and pits

image

ahhhh :’) much better

Posted on 23rd Jul at 6:27 PM, with 787 notes
little-boston-mama:

aquafan:

Yeah, you know this is true.

[I love this because the stupid thing is, it makes sense. xD]

little-boston-mama:

aquafan:

Yeah, you know this is true.

[I love this because the stupid thing is, it makes sense. xD]

Posted on 22nd Jul at 11:25 PM, with 353,507 notes

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

Posted on 22nd Jul at 8:21 PM, with 16,893 notes

achievement-hunter:

nationalpokedex:

indoobs:

A wild Shelleotto appeared!

How are they supposed to eat???

IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE IT!!!!!

I see a little Shelleotto of a man

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